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Created on 2001-02-16 19:58:18 (#58837), last updated 2008-11-10

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Name:	ratgash
Birthdate:	1982-10-17
Location:	Massachusetts, United States

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I was born and bred in a test tube. I was raised by the Soviet Government to be the ultimate fighting machine. I enforced the collectivization of agriculture, delighted in the forced famines of Stalin, and strove to meet my own "kill quotas" during the various Five Year Plans. Then this sissy named Kruschev came along, and he decided that it's not worth killing our own people anymore, so I had to leave. I mean, what the crap? So I went out and traveled for a bit and discovered how much more delightful it is to be tender and loving. So when I heard about the glasnost and the perestroika, well, i was quite pleased to see that the Soviet Union had come to view life as I did. So I packed up my things and headed for the coast. the pacific coast of the U.S., to be precise. but I gave up somewhere in New England, and i'm stuck in this hellhole. and... that's it.

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